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dangervvank:

"yes jump off the fucking platform you piece of shit we need more clients"

dangervvank:

"yes jump off the fucking platform you piece of shit we need more clients"

(Source: hippiesispunkz, via hate)

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1 day ago

turnblrbot:

*points at mirror* what the hell

(via borinq)

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1 day ago

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via borinq)

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1 day ago
cre-scendo:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life


BUT DID YOU ALMOST USE THE HEMORRHOID CREAM AS TOOTHPASTE OR THE TOOTHPASTE AS HEMORRHOID CREAM???

cre-scendo:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

BUT DID YOU ALMOST USE THE HEMORRHOID CREAM AS TOOTHPASTE OR THE TOOTHPASTE AS HEMORRHOID CREAM???

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1 day ago

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

(via borinq)

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1 day ago

postllimit:

postllimit:

i can count the number of times school has made me cry of stress on just one hand!

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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1 day ago

legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

(via cre-scendo)

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1 day ago

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

(via hate)

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